Ineffable Ontological Detanglement .: Introspective Assistance & Mental Analysis Manual
WARNING: Oh you really want to know, do you? No you really only want to know if you're North American. It's like you're spying on North America when we're on the toilet if you want to read this. No seriously, if you're morbidly curious I guess, but, that's what it looks like, it looks like you want to spy on North America on the toilet, as you obviously already knew.
The fear hammer of straighten you up, straighten you up into a proper stone North American, that's what we're analyzing. If you can find one beauty, this creates a good portion of the dead insideness of American vibes. This is what you survive in childhood to become a man. Don't worry, this is all reversible. At the end of it all you want to keep of your North American experience is neat vibes feelings and what the fuck are you feelings and surreal deadened wasteland feelings, those are the only things that do anything positive for you.
We know we play the game of make associations, we know we like baby gross make associations, we ALL KNOW WHAT EVERYONE IS DOING. We're doing baby make associations. We're going to teach you how to be a MAN, young isolated North American child. Baby teach baby how be mature baby, by the time you're forty you appear to be baseline twelve, you're a man, you pass the knowledge down, this is peak adulthood. The ego investment complex says we all know you're making these associations, everyone but me, what you want me to admit that I know these things in and out because I see them in myself? So what you're saying is you want me to call this OKAY? That's fucking disgusting, you're all a bunch of freaks.
Cognitive functioning level three has to take it as well, the only way out of it is be a proper North American psychonaut, know it your entire life that being a proper North American psychonaut is what's coming because you... You feel it, Europe never seems to send their cognitive functioning level three and if they do they're crying every time they go home and they're trying their best to tell the cognitive functioning level three that are savable without alerting the government. There's no such thing as a pure blooded Japanese in North America, you learn this is where they send their exiled and you're smart enough to see it isn't immature World War II spite. The European news media gives Canada the same blank representation of North Americanized Europe with obvious mockery disguised as subtlety as they give the United States. Or... You have connections.
It does things to you like... I bet you like your parent's pet names for you as a child, put that inside your crying butt complex to STRAIGHTEN YOU UP, STRAIGHTEN YOU UP LIKE A MAN. I bet this kid just likes his baby diarrhea pants make baby association bleaugh games with his parents all the way to penis diddle I bet he wants to be okay with it I bet he want to self-directed aversive arousal diarrhea pants make baby associations vomit it on everybody's face and then cry put that in your North American crying butt complex. I bet you LIKE having that in your crying butt complex I bet you LIKE IT. Mine was Berto, Robert, Roberto, my grandparent's neighbours were Italian. No I didn't care for people hearing it, I partially put it in the North American crying butt complex just 'cause you know that's what you're supposed to do otherwise you don't appear to be frightened and SUBMIT. Just... Guard, keep a guard. Otherwise everybody will KNOW, I eat my baby association diarrhea pants with my parents and I LIKE IT. I kinda like Berto, it makes me sound Italian not North American. I wish my father would watch it though these people are North Americans they're waiting for these moments so they can cry shit out their eyeballs and then eat it.
ROBERT. Whahh if you put French in it I think and then put the Canadian associations on it and then put crying about baby like make associations on it and PUT IT INSIDE OF YOU, PUT IT UP YOUR BUTT PENIS AND LIKE IT OR WE WILL DESTROY YOU, YOU NEED TO LIKE IT FIND A WAY TO LIKE IT GROW A PENCIL MOUSTACHE, PLEASE, PLEASE. You scared!? You scared!? You scared!?
Attaining sex maturity is the act of learning how to crack past the barriers of all grossness relating to biology, don't ignore it that's up nosed society face fruity pathetic, you dive in there and eat it you learn to enjoy the flavour you learn to enjoy associating gross squishy biology with the act of sex, you focus right on it, you focus right in there you only want to look at that, you want to cry and cry and cry and cry that your disgusting squishy biology looks exactly as it looks like and take it in take it in take it in put that in your crying butt complex. You didn't learn to enjoy sticking your finger in there and eating it like a MAN put that in your crying butt complex. You didn't whimper in high school to the first reasonably attractive enough girl to let you prove that you can crack past the barrier because you're fifteen now you're at the age maturity is fully established on television put that in your crying butt complex. Oh yeah okay you want to be up nosed society face say pee yoo you know that is what appears to be more disgusting you know it is ROBERT.
Because... Because we're a continent of former Christians trying to prove ourselves against Christianity. Baby want to prove it, this is how we become MATUWR, show dem dey can't have us we know how be wild we Satan.
You LIKE looking at the toilet paper before you flush the toilet, you LIKE IT, that's the association you're supposed to make, you're DISGUSTING, it's better to walk around with goober shit pants otherwise we all know you LIKE IT. Associate all of this together and know that this means baby don't like vaginas put that in your crying butt complex. Now you know what we all know, you can't get it up to women because you're ALL THE WAY, you're ALL THE WAY TO KNOWING WHAT COMES OUT OF BUTTS IN TOILET TIME. That's why you're preparing for her to laugh at your penis. We all feel it. This is what happens when you raised eyebrows at somebody when they start talking about how you're not supposed to look at the toilet paper around the lunch table, prissy up nosed society face. *busts out laughing* WHOOPS. You're scared, we know you're scared, prissy up nosed society face.
When standing at a urinal, make sure to semi-conscious ego monitor everyone around you to make sure they can do it, can you pass the North American challenge or are you weird? You scared? AAhhh he's scared, put THAT up your North American butt complex you FREAK. In North American change rooms where everybody is freely comfortable with our North American butt complex bodies it will go to other people's parents blatantly staring at your penis as you're attempting to use the urinal waiting to see if you MADE IT, DID THIS KID PASS THE TEST OR DO I NEED TO VAGINA SHIT THEIR PARENTS INTO WEIRD WEIRD PEOPLE IN MY HEAD, LET'S SEE IF HE'S GONNA MAKE IT OR IF HE'S GONNA RUN AWAY SCARED TO THE BATHROOM STALL. HE'S SCARED HE'S SCARED, THIS KID IS GONNA UP PUMP THE VAGINA UP HIS BUTT PEDOPHILE FETISH LONG INTO ADULTHOOD, PUT IT UP YOUR BUTT COMPLEX YOU FREAK CHILD. So yes, I learned, in North America if you know too much you use the stall, you pretend you took a shit and wash your hands the regular I took a shit way so you don't look like a weird person.
Are you a blatantly display your penis and make poses person in the change room or are you a frightened hide your shame person in the change room? Hm? Which do you want to be, those are your options. You can try, you can try to maintain the comfortable baseline, when I'm naked I'm naked I try to turn away when I'm wandering around I'm not doing it naked it just is what it is, but, we're all ego monitoring you hard, we're staring right at your penis and trying to figure it out, this kid is a fucked up pervert what the FUCK.
Obviously there is another angle of I am not afraid of North America to find in this moment. However even though I am the master of dissociation, when you know too much you know too much, the act of looking at everybody else approach the urinal in soldier stance, having to find a way through my thinking just to urinate, so much God damned importance leading up to this moment, knowing everybody else is semi-consciously going through a process eight hundred times more psychologically traumatic than myself when they realize they need to go to the bathroom. I'm just gonna use... Elegant & Proper. If anybody discovers my secret it fits within my image.
Are you going to put IT'S OKAY? IT'S OKAY THAT YOU DO THIS IN YOUR NORTH AMERICAN BUTT COMPLEX? No you are not, that's the winner, that's the one that turns you into one of THEM, those people we can see over there they get all fat and gross and weird and smelly and sit around their house naked. These people are the only ones who would ever think these things, man, these people are the only ones, PHAT. .. . . . RIGHTEOUS. Why do I have dissociative identity disorder?
You likely kept all of this in your Internal Weirdness Clutch, cognitive functioning level two, you took it in you knew it to be REAL nothing about this could be questioned it makes perfect sense. It shows in more than your lack of movement, it shows on your face, it shows in your voice, and of course it show in your butt, your fat clenched tight North American butt, fat flatass... Flat. Fat. ... North American butt. That's why we know, what we see on FOX is most certainly a perfect representation of North American thinking. Display it to the world, display it to the world hoping to show them see look we know it's silly stupid we're just having fun with them we're oblivious to the fact that we're pretty much the exact same level of in our own little world.
Put... Put associate this with humanistic behaviour alteration in the auto-thought looping ego investment complex.